So Apparently I'm a Wife..and a Mother....now.....

According to the cashiers of everyplace I GO TO!!!! DX OMG!!! I was at Starbucks waiting in-line to order while the was a guy in-front of me was ordering. Well the guy in-front of me had a baby in his arms and since his order was ready they were giving it to ME!!!! I was completely BAFFELED and didn't know what to do or say. The cashier kept saying "take it!" but the guy said "its alright I have it" I asked why she asked me to take his drink, she replied saying she thought I was his WIFE!!! DX!!!!! But that wasn't the worst of it! I went to this French antique store because I saw this eraser that said "delete" on It and ive been wanting if for WEEKS!!! So I went to buy it, along with a Notre Dame cut out card and a key that looks like Frollo's key (you know like this one here...
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Anyway I had to the cashier's attention and when I brought the supplies to her she said "oooh I see someone's planning something special for valentines day! WHAT THE HECK DOES AN ERASER THAT SAYS DELETE, AN OLD RUSTY KEY AND A CUT OUT CARD OF NOTRE DAME THAT SCREAMS VALENTINES DAY?! you know what?! I don't think I want to know ._.
  It makes no sense, I have no desires of having a love interest I guess the closest thing to that would be Frollo....but I don't see him...that way.....that's too...creepy Other than all this nonsense I seem to be doing fine besides chaotic teacher who don't know what they are doing (no im serious I have to REMIND ME TEACHER OF DUE DATES FOR THINGS!!) its depressing x( what is going on with the world now days